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Your Cat Thinks Shes In Charge by ~InShiningArmor:iconInShiningArmor:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Humor


How dare you walk out of here like I’m not important enough to tend to day and night, like I’m a completely optional choice of entertainment! Where are you going? What’s out that door? Why did you- HEY! HEY! HEEYY! HEEEEYYY! MOM! HEY! WHY ARE YOU LEAVING HEEEYYY! I HATE IT WHEN YOU’RE NOT HE- you’re back! I love you I love you I love you! Watch me roll around on the carpet! Watch me, mom! Watch me! Mom! Hey! Watch! Okay you’re boring now so I’m going to go downstai- why are you leaving again!? Don’t you walk out that door without me! Who’s that guy? Where is he taking you? Why are you g- HEY! HEEYYY! HEY! HEEEYY! MOM! HEY! COME BACK! HEY! GODDAMMIT I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MU- you’re back! I love you I love you I love you! Watch me play with this toy! Mom! Look! Watch me play! Now pet me! I hope you don’t mind that I’m shedding all over your white shirt. Why aren’t you paying attention to me? Where are you going? Don’t go to bed! I guess I’ll just lie on your face until you wake up. I’M HAPPY! YAY! I’M HAPPY! YAAAAAYYY! YAAYY! YOUR FACE IS COMFORTABLE! WEEE! W- Why are you pushing me off? What did I ever do to you? Don’t lock me out! Don’t lock me o- HEY! HEY BITCH! I HATE YOU! MOM I HATE YOU SO BAD! MOOOOM! OPEN THE DOOR SO I CAN TELL YOU I HATE YOU! AAHHHGGG GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH! MOM I HA- you’re back! I love you I love you I love you! Why are you going back to bed? HEY!
©2009-2010 ~InShiningArmor
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Author's Comments

Mika, shush! Mika, calm down! Stop clawing me! Jeez.

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!Savage-Wake Jul 26, 2009, 5:43:24 PM
Lol thats hilarious!
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=pandemoniumfire Jul 26, 2009, 7:37:26 PM
That was soo good! You just brightened up my bad day, thanks!

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~AnUndefinedRomance Jul 26, 2009, 10:15:38 PM
Thanks for submitting this, I had a good few laughs over it. Sigh, gotta love cats...

"- you’re back! I love you I love you I love you! Watch me roll around on the carpet!"

I think I should fave this. It's pretty humorous...to cat owners especially, I'm sure.

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Fatality is like ghosts in the snow, and you have no idea what you're up against
Because I've seen what they look like, becoming perfect as if they were sterling silver chainsaws going cascading..
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~xXPretty-BallerinaXx Jul 27, 2009, 7:34:41 AM
My fav part is "w-why are you pushing me off"
wow. my dog does that sometimes (lies on my face) but hes much heavier than a cat...
I love this
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~heavensdarkestshadow Jul 27, 2009, 8:50:54 AM
xDD Wow. Thats how my cats are sometimes. xDD I like this. :)

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Once I had dreams,
Now they're obsessions,
hopes became needs,
lovers possesion
+==+
98% of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are apart of the 2% laughing
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*beautifulhikariiugly Jul 27, 2009, 7:25:44 PM
this came exactly two days after my cat had five kittens.
right on time, eh?

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"If they hunger, we hunger" - Roosevelt
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~InShiningArmor Jul 27, 2009, 7:34:34 PM
well, id say two days late actually.

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Like father, like gun.
Like mother, like run.
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*beautifulhikariiugly Jul 27, 2009, 7:43:18 PM
close enough. it still doesn't change the fact that this will be multiplied considerably. haha.

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"If they hunger, we hunger" - Roosevelt
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~archive-th Jul 27, 2009, 9:34:19 PM
hahaha. Ohh that was great. I had a good laugh. Thanks for that. Cats are always just so funny.

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The Word should push you into the academy, and the academy, rightly understood, should push you further into the Word
Samuel

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